auroralynne:
“ Cataang
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auroralynne:

Cataang

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ishallsustainamassiveerection:

stellavee:

quotetherobot:

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

omg

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

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veraisastoner:
“j-aliien:
“ take a vacation
”
tripcation
”

veraisastoner:

j-aliien:

take a vacation

tripcation

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thedailylaughs:

im-patrick-stumped:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

spookleic-asshole:

ilikechildren–fried:

the-clockwork-crow:

eee-in:

the-clockwork-crow:

fuckboy4equality:

nucleic-asshole:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

lordwellingtonofficial:

dyrks:

spoopflow:

boopong:

spoopflow:

boopong:

dirudo:

boopong:

spoopflow:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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u

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

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thinking

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wen u zoom in

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I love this post

love

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It just keeps getting better

overused captions

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Tumblr’s new layout

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tumblr

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the internet

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this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

(Source: lauramercierbodyscrub, via ruinedchildhood)

Ladies I have another question for you….

sosaysdeb:

jeniphyer:

the-haitian-queen:

uninhibitedsoul:

torreyashanti:

alex-riko:

tiffanyaliyah:

melanin-enhanced:

thetennesseehoneyy:

packtheammo:

guyamarie:

melanin-enhanced:

thelifeofbunches:

melanin-enhanced:

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

Deadass with the thigh thing
Kiss those inner thighs too
Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty
Not a cat drinking water
Also don’t even do it if you
a)don’t like doing it
b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention.
Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

Ayye

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darkroot-garden:

wanderingthroughlordran:

cdstumm159:

cdstumm159:

wheres that /b/ anon again that ate an entire jar of pickles and shat out his gastric acids

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FUCK IM IN CLASS HELP

FUCK IM IN PUBLIC HELP

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askmeifimadalek:
“ your friend is winning at life
”

askmeifimadalek:

your friend is winning at life

(Source: advice-animal, via kidwolf92)

REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

forhim647:

mresundance:

forhim647:

feminismshmeminism:

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I was excited when I had 40

Just reached 40. It was exciting.

i don’t know where you all came from or why you all stick around but i am pleased and humbled by the company

I just crossed 350. This post jumped me up 310 followers.

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cakelikeowen:

jesusandcarmex:

elli-ie:

Is that paper
is that fucking paper

Reblogging again because what

I can’t even rip a page out of a notebook

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just-for-grins:

When I see the waiter walk by with someone else’s food, and I’m just sitting there eating bread:

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(via neonnightsandcitylights)

literallysame:
“what-is-this-i-dont-even:
“Man what the fuck
”
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
”

literallysame:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Man what the fuck

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: stillhereunfortunately, via neonnightsandcitylights)

thecommonchick:

Snapchat needs to stop adding all of these new irrelevant features and bring back bestfriends so we can all see who’s banging who again

Yessss

(Source: thecommonchick, via heathafrien)